Late one night after once again saving the free world from tyranny and oppression, and watching the latest episode of "Cosmos", Brian Karem and Richard Rosenblatt sat down for a drink. Richard was downing an iced-tea with extra lemon while knocking back shots of vodka and Brian was working on a Maker's Mark straight up with a club soda back. "Where have all the great rock n' roll bands gone?" They both lamented. "And why can't we have a really cool theme song?"
In a flash they knew they'd been placed on this earth to continue to spread the good word of Rock n' Roll.
They scoured the countryside and found "Mad Man" John Moffett wailing away in a shotgun shack, picking apart guitar riffs like he was channeling Duane Allman.
Next they found Eric "Bam Bam" Nelson under an old street light beating away on a garbage can, keeping impeccable time and smiling while he added a melodic voice to the pulsating rhythm.
Finally they found Jeff, the "Derwood Dog" dressed to the nines in a beautiful white tux. They knew they had to save him from the wedding band trying to claim the cadence of his rock n' roll soul.
Now they're all together. Dangerous. Rocking and stealing the rhythm out of the night!
Lock the doors. Warn the neighbors. No one is safe from the pulsating sound, the urge to dance and sing and the sheer, raw power of Rock n' Roll.
The Rhythm Bandits are on the loose!